Could Gronk/Kardashian Couple Rip a Hole in the Internet?
Wait, so Kim Kardashian was flirting with Rob Gronkowski at the Harrah’s pool? Gronk’s girlfriends have been of the adult video variety, which is fine. But this is a different level. This is exactly the type of thing that could rip a worm hole in the internet.
Y2K? We’re still here. Thought Jay-Z and Beyonce’s love child might do it, but… sigh. The web is still up and going. But Kimmy K. and Gronk is a whole different ballgame. She’s an attention-grabbing craze ball and he’s the perfect fratastic ham in front of the cameras.
Kris Humphries (pictured) was always too boring. Imagine her jostling with Gisele for facetime at Gillette? Trying to show up Wes Welker’s Playboy wife at red carpet galas? Instagrams of Gronk/Kimmy eating rice balls in the North End at 3a? The potential is limitless. Let’s make this happen, Gronk.